Wedding Crashers

Wedding Crashers is a 2005 comedy film, directed by David Dobkin. The film stars Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn, with Christopher Walken, Rachel McAdams, Isla Fisher, Jane Seymour, and Bradley Cooper. The film debuted in North American theaters on July 15, 2005, and the DVD version was released on January 3, 2006.

• Director : David Dobkin
• Release Date : 15 July 2005
• Genre : Comedy | Romance
• Tagline : On July 15th, they’re coming to your wedding…with or without invitations.
• Runtime : 119 min

Cast

• Owen Wilson : John Beckwith
• Vince Vaughn : Jeremy Grey
• Christopher Walken : Secretary William Cleary
• Rachel McAdams : Claire Cleary
• Isla Fisher : Gloria Cleary

Official Sites : -

• Metropolitan Filmexport [fr]
• New Line Cinema [us]
• Official site [nl]

Single bachelors and longtime friends, John Beckwith and Jeremy Grey are business partners in divorce mediation in Washington D.C.. The friends frequently “crash” wedding parties to meet women, working from a set of rules taught to them by a past ‘crasher,’ Chazz. The duo always have cover stories for inquisitive guests and inevitably become the hit of every reception, to charm their way into the hearts of ladies at the wedding for one night only.

After a sequence of successful ‘crashes,’ Jeremy spots the wedding of the daughter of the Secretary of the Treasury William Cleary and his wife, Kathleen. After infiltrating the lavish event as brothers, John and Jeremy set their sights on two bridesmaids, also daughters of Secretary Cleary: Claire and Gloria Cleary. While Jeremy manages to make it on the beach with “stage-five clinger” and supposed virgin Gloria, John works on Claire. While talking afterwards, John is blocked by Claire’s U.S. Naval Academy graduate boyfriend Sack. John convinces a resistant Jeremy to break the rules and accept an invitation to an extended weekend party at the Cleary family compound. href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wedding_Crashers">Read more

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Wedding Crashers Trivia

• Jane Seymour was called in three times to audition for the role of Kathleen Cleary. Reportedly she beat out many, many actresses in their fifties and early sixties, also auditioning for the role of Mrs. Cleary.
• When Jeremy first pitches to John the idea of crashing the wedding of Secretary Cleary’s daughter Christina, Jeremy hands John a section of a newspaper that carries the wedding announcement. It bears a photo of the bride and groom and a photo of Secretary Cleary accompanied by multi-column article. Dummy text of this kind is notoriously uninteresting for prop makers to write, and most of the fruits of their labors never appears on camera. As a result, prop makers sometimes include obviously bogus or even intentionally humorous text for the amusement of the crew and the observant viewer, and that has of course not undergone the rigorous typographical and grammatical editing processes common to newspaper articles. Here, though the announcement begins conventionally enough, by the point in the article that appears to the left of Christopher Walken’s photo, the text reads: “The Cleary’s are the center of the political scene these days with the potential candidacy of William for the president of the United States.
• The Rules of Wedding Crashing: Rule #1: Never leave a fellow Crasher behind. Crashers take care of their own. Rule #2: Never use your real name. Rule #3: When crashing an Indian wedding, identify yourself as a well-known immigrant officer or a county lawyer. Rule #4: No one goes home alone. Rule #5: Never let a girl come between you and a fellow crasher. Rule #6: Do not sit in the corner and sulk. It draws attention in a negative way. Draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms. Rule #7: Blend in by standing out. Rule #8: Be the life of the party. Rule #9: Whatever it takes to get in, get in. Rule #10: Invitations are for pussies. Rule #11: Sensitive is good. Rule #12: When it stops being fun, break something. Rule #13: Bridesmaids are desperate: console them. Rule #14: You’re a distant relative of a dead cousin. Rule #15: Fight the urge to tell the truth. Rule #16: Always have an up-to-date family tree. Rule #17: Every female wedding guest deserves a wedding night. Rule #18: You love animals and children. Rule #19: Toast in the native language if you know the native language and have practiced the toast. Do not wing it. Rule #20: The older the better, the younger the better (see Rule below) Rule #21: Definitely make sure she’s 18. Rule #22: You have a wedding and a reception to seal the deal. Period. No overtime. Rule #23: There’s nothing wrong with having seconds. Provided there’s enough women to go around. Rule #24: If you get outed, leave calmly. Do not run. Rule #25: You understand she heard that, but that’s not what you meant. Rule #26: Of course you love her. Rule #27: Don’t over drink. The machinery must work in order to close. Rule #28: Make sure there’s an open bar. Rule #29: Always be a team player. Everyone needs a little help now and again. Rule #30: Know the play-book so you can call an audible. Rule #31: If you call an audible, always make sure your fellow Crashers know. Rule #32: Don’t commit to a relative unless you’re absolutely sure that they have a pulse. Rule #33: Never go back to your place. Rule #34: Be gone by sunrise. Rule #35: Breakfast is for closers. Rule #36: Your favorite movie is “The English Patient”. Rule #37: At the reception, one hard drink or two beers max. A drunk crasher is a sloppy crasher. Rule #38: Girls in hats tend to be proper and rarely give it up. Rule #39: The way to a woman’s bed is through the dance floor. Rule #40: Dance with old folks and the kids. The girls will think you’re “sweet.” Rule #41: Never hit on the bride; it’s a one way ticket to the pavement. Rule #42: Try not to break anything, unless you’re not having fun. Rule #43: At the service, sit in the fifth row. It’s close enough to wedding party to seem like you’re an invited guest. Never sit in the back. The back row just smells like crashing. Rule #44: Create an air of mystery that involves some painful experience when interacting with the girl you’re after, but don’t talk about it. Rule #45: Always remember your fake name! Rehearse it in advance and make sure you know your fellow Crasher’s code-name as well! Rule #46: The Rules of Wedding Crashing are sacred. Don’t sully them by “improvising.” Rule #47: You forgot your invitation in your rush to get to the church. Rule #48: Make sure all the single women at the wedding know you’re there because you’ve just suffered either a terrible breakup or the death of your fiancée. Rule #49: Always work into the conversation: “Yeah, I have tons of money. But how does one buy happiness?” Rule #50: Be pensive! It draws out the “healer” in women. Rule #51: Always pull out in time. Rule #52: Tell any woman you’re interested in that you’d love to stay put, but you promised to help out at the homeless shelter today. Rule #53: It’s time to put your Drama Lessons in practice! Get choked up during the service. The girls will think you’re “sensitive”. Bring a slice of onion or artificial tears if necessary. Rule #54: Avoid virgins. They’re too clingy. Rule #55: If pressed, tell people you’re related to Uncle John. Everyone has an Uncle John. Rule #56: Don’t fixate on one woman. ALWAYS have a back-up. Rule #57: When seeing a rival Crasher, do not interact. Merely acknowledge each other with a tug on the earlobe and gracefully move on. Rule #58: The Ferrari’s in the shop. Rule #59: If two rival crashers pick the same girl, the crasher with the least seniority will respectfully yield. Rule #60: No “chicken dancing.” No exceptions. Rule #61: When crashing out of state, request permission from the local Wedding Crasher chapter. Rule #62: No more than two weddings a weekend; more and your game gets sloppy. You’ll also attract unwanted notice. Rule #63: Bring an extra umbrella when it rains. Courtesy opens more legs than charm. Rule #64: Always save room for cake. Rule #65: When your crash partner fails, you fail. No man is an island. Rule #66: Smile! You’re having the time of your life. Rule #67: Mix it up a little. You can’t always be the man with the haunted past. Rule #68: Dance with the Bride’s grandmother. Rule #69: No sex on the altar. Confessionals, okay. Chair lofts, better. Rule #70: Two shutouts in a row? It’s time to take a week off. Ask yourself: what is it that is getting in the way of my happiness? Rule #71: Research, research, research the wedding party. And when you are done researching, research some more. Rule #72: Studies have shown that women have a more developed sense of smell. Breath mints: small cost, big yield. Rule #73: Keep interactions with the parents of the bride and groom to a minimum. Rule #74: In case of emergency, refer to the rulebook. Rule #75: Do NOT sing at the reception. Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion. Rule #77: Carry extra protection at ALL times. Rule #78: The unmarried female rabbi: is she fair game? Of course she is. Rule #79: The tables furthest from the kitchen always get served first. Rule #80: Stop, look, listen. At weddings. In life. Rule #81: Occasionally bring a gift. You’re getting sex without having to buy dinner, so you can afford a blender. Rule #82: Always think ahead, but always stay in the moment. Reconcile this paradox and you’ll not only get the girl, you might also get peace of mind. Rule #83: Don’t let the ring bearer bum your smokes. His parents may start to ask questions. Rule #84: Stay clear of the wedding planner. They may recognize you and start to wonder. Rule #85: Don’t use the “I have two months to live” bit; not cool, not effective. Rule #86: Shoes say a lot about the man. Rule #87: Always choose large weddings. More choice. Easier to blend. Rule #88: You’re from out of town. ALWAYS. Rule #89: Know something about the place you say you are from, whether it’s another US state or another country. Texas is too played-out. For some reason, England, Germany, or even New Hampshire seem to work. Master the accents convincingly, and you’ve nailed them! Rule #90: Of course you dream of one day having children. Rule #91: Never dance to “What I Like About You.” It’s long past time to let that song go. Someone will request it at every wedding. Don’t dance to it. No matter how hot the girl. Rule #92: Tell the bride’s friends and family that you are family of the groom and visa-versa. Rule #93: Only take one car. You never know when you’ll need to make a fast escape. Rule #94: Deep down, most people hate themselves. This knowledge is the key to most bedroom doors. Rule #95: Try not to show off on the dance floor. This means you Jeremy. Rule #96: Etiquette isn’t old-fashioned, it’s sexy. Rule #97: Catholic weddings– the classic dilemma: painfully long ceremony, horny girls. Rule #98: The newspaper Wedding Announcements are your racing form. Choose carefully. Rule #99: Be judicious with cologne. Citrus tones are best. Rule #100: Save the tuxes for “the big show” only. Rule #101: Avoid women who were psychology majors in college. There is no kind of woman more clingy and persistent than a psychologist investigating your story later on. Rule #102: No periwinkle colored ties, please. Rule #103: Always have an early “appointment” the next morning. Rule #104: Be well groomed and well-mannered. Rule #105: Never cockblock a fellow Crasher. Cockblocking an invited guest is okay. Rule #106: Eat plentiful, digest your food. You’ll need the energy later. Rule #107: Know when to abandon ship if it ain’t floating. Rule #108: Know your swing and salsa dancing. Girls love to get twisted around. Rule #109: Always carry an assortment of place cards to match any wedding design. Rule #110: Make sure your magic trick and balloon animal skills are not rusty. If the kids love it, the girls will too. Rule #111: Never have sex with bride or groom’s mother, even if she is the hottest bombshell at the wedding. Just control yourself. Rule #112: Have FUN! It’s why you’re there! Rule #113: Don’t look for opportunities; make them. Rule #114: 3-4 months to wedding crash–funerals are year round! Rule #115: Never walk away from a crasher in a funny jacket. (The rule that Jeremy makes up to insult John)
• At the Italian Wedding, the guy sitting next to Owen Wilson who laughs at the “Jabroni” joke is Wilson’s Uncle.
• Owen Wilson came up with the line “I think we only use 10% of our hearts.”
• A real wedding planner was kept onset to make sure the weddings in the movie looked real.
• The painting given to Jeremy by Todd was kept by Vince Vaughn after filming.
• Following complaints from the United States Congress, the producers of the film yanked from the movie’s official web site a printable Purple Heart advertised as a gimmick to pick up women and get free drinks.
• The schooner Woodwind featured in the movie is an actual schooner available for charter and public cruises out of Annapolis, Maryland. In fact, they used the boat “as-is” including keeping her name unaltered. The boat featured is the second Woodwind (Woodwind II) and has an identical sister that bears the name “Woodwind”. An employee of the Woodwind tours was actually laying underneath Walken steering the boat down the Severn River in Annapolis, while he is holding onto the wheel.
• When confessing to the priest (Henry Gibson), Jeremy mentions that he had an imaginary friend named “Shiloh”. This is apparently a reference to the Neil Diamond song “Shiloh”, also about an imaginary friend.
• Chazz is watching Betty Boop cartoons when John comes over to talk to him.
• When Christopher Walken and Rachel McAdams are dancing at the engagement party, Walken kept saying “fart” to keep McAdams smiling after dancing had become quite repetitive.
• Premiere voted this movie as one of “The 50 Greatest Comedies Of All Time” in 2006.
• When Jeremy tells John, “You’ve crashed a million weddings, and you rocked them all”, it is a reference to the Bon Jovi song, “Wanted Dead or Alive”. The song contains the similar lyric, “I’ve seen a million faces, and I’ve rocked them all.”
• Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn improvised the “Lock it up!” banter.
• One of the senators at the beginning of the film when Owen Wilson and ‘Vince Vaughan’ are going over their plan to get into Rachel McAdams’ sisters’ wedding is 2008 presidential nominee John McCain.

Wedding Crashers Mistake

• In the scene where Todd and Jeremy are in the bedroom together and Todd is lying on top of Jeremy asking to play “tummysticks”, – right before Sen Clary is about to come in and Jeremy begins to panic, watch Jeremy as he’s lying on the bed talking. You hear him say about three sentences, but see his mouth move for about one from the left side view of his mouth.
• When John and Secretary Cleary are having cigars on the balcony at the wedding, their backs are to the camera. We hear Cleary speaking when he obviously should not be able to because he is puffing on his cigar.
• During the football game where Jeremy & Zack “tackle” for the second time, Gloria and Mrs. Cleary are startled and jump up from their seats. In one shot Mrs. Cleary’s glass is filled about half way with a redish liquor, but in the next it is a hardly visible clear liquid.
• When Zack calls and tells his friend to look up John and Jeremy, all he gives is their fake names, which haven’t been used before, and the charity which didn’t exist. Therefore there is no way he could have found out everything about them.
• In the scene when John goes into Jeremy’s office to talk about their wedding season; John is holding the cup of water in his right hand, keeping his right hand on cup, but when he throws the cup of water it is then in his left hand.
• Without getting into the physics of the whole thing, there is no way a shotgun, and especially a shotgun with the kind of shells they where using, could knock a full grown man down like that. At worst he would be bruised from the re-coil, or the weapon would fly out of his hand, depending on how he was holding it at the time he fired.

Wedding Crashers Quotes

• John: No, don’t waste your time on girls with hats. They tend to be very proper.
  Jeremy: Yeah, well the proper girl in the hat just eye fucked the shit out of me.
  [the guests in front of them turn and look at Jeremy]
  John: I’m sorry. I’m sorry. Why don’t you say it a little louder? I don’t think the priest heard you.
  Jeremy: Look, John, I’m sorry. I’m not sorry, okay? I’m not gonna apologize. I’m a cocks man.
  [they turn around again]
  John: Tourette’s.
• Jeremy: I didn’t get a lot of sleep last night, John, I’m fried.
  John: Soft mattress?
  Jeremy: Yeah, that could’ve been it. Could’ve been the soft mattress, or it could’ve been the midnight rape. Or the nude gay art show that took place in my room. One of those probably added to the lack of sleep.
  John: Try one of these scones, you’re gonna love them.
  Jeremy: I’m a little too traumatized to have a scone. Let’s move.
• Jeremy: I don’t give a baker’s fuck! I just had my own sock duct taped into my mouth last night!
  John: Whoa, what?
  Jeremy: Yeah, the, the sock that I wore all day, playing football in, pouring sweat in, was shoved into my mouth and then was duct taped over it!
  John: Well, then let’s talk about it. I’m a good listener.
  Jeremy: I’m not going to discuss this. I felt like Jodie Foster in “The Accused” last night.
• Jeremy: Mr. Environmental is also a hunter. That’s kind of an interesting combination.
  Sack: I hunt quail, Jeremy! They’re overpopulated in this region and they’re decimating the grub worm population. You got a fucking problem with that?!
  Jeremy: Not nearly as much as I do with the, uh, attire you have on or just you general point of view toward everybody, but let’s go kill some birds. I’m psyched.
• John: Why can’t we hunt something cool like a hawk or an eagle, something with some talons?
  Jeremy: That’d be awesome. We could get something like big game. Even like gorilla or rhinoceros or fucking human being! That’ll get you jacked up.
  John: That’s a little heavy.
  Jeremy: I mean like, like a human being right now, most dangerous game. Like a worthy adversary. Not a human being that’s armed, but a clever, a clever, human being who knows the jungle. Or the woods.
• Todd: I want my painting back.
  Jeremy: Your painting was a gift, Todd. I’m taking it with me.
• Jeremy: Why don’t you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. What were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or for comfort? What’d you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat? [makes motorboat noises] You motor-boating son of a bitch! You old sailor, you! Where is she? She still in the house?
  John: What is wrong with you?
  Jeremy: What do you mean “what’s wrong with–?” What’s wrong with you?
  John: No, what’s wrong with you?
  Jeremy: No, what’s wrong with you?! You’re projecting!
  John: Drop it.
  Jeremy: You drop it! You stop projecting on me! Why don’t you go enjoy yourself while I go ice my balls and spit up blood.
  John: Drop it!
  Jeremy: Team player!
• Janice: Why do you need this?
  Jeremy: I sleep over at John’s house every year for his birthday.
  Janice: Okay, that’s not creepy.
  Jeremy: I guess it is a little creepy, when a young man, who happens to be an only child, loses both of his parents in a tragic accident one month before his birthday and then has his best friend make a vow that he will never spend his birthday alone. Yea, maybe that would fall under the category of creepy.
  Janice: Oh my god, I’m so sorry.
  Jeremy: That’s okay.
  Janice: No, you’re really sweet. I’ve got the perfect girl for you.
  Jeremy: Ahh, Janice, I apologize to you if I don’t seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don’t like the feeling. You’re sitting there you’re wondering “Do I have food on my face? Am I eating? Am I talking too much? Are they talking enough? Am I interested? I’m not really interested. Should I play like I’m interested? But I’m not that interested, but I think she might be interested. But do I want to be interested, but now she’s not interested, so now all of a sudden I’m getting–I’m started to get interested.” And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door ’cause then it’s awkward? It’s like, well, “Goodnight. Do you do like the ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and the ass sticks out because you’re trying not to get too close or just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don’t kiss them at all?” It’s very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while your just really want to know are we going to get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions. And perhaps play a little game called just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels, or “Ouch, ouch, you’re on my hair.”
  Janice: Okay.
  Jeremy: Okay, could you, could you put that so he–he can’t see it. Thank you. Hey Janice, great talk.
• Jeremy: Sorry, just–just a sampler (grabbing food). Told you this would be classy, right?
  John: Yes, you did. Class, first class all the way. I’m not blind.
  Jeremy: Class, class, class. They’ve got some kind of seasoning on here, it must be sprinkled.
  John: Okay, go get us sets near, but not too near the bridal party. I’m going to go drop this box of fresh Wyoming air.
  Jeremy: Oh, and if you see any crab cakes, get your hands on some because I love the crab cakes.
  John: Consider it done.
• John: Fondue set.
  Claire: Excuse me?
  John: The present you’re holding is a sterling silver fondue set. John Ryan. (puts out hand to shake)
  Claire: Claire Cleary. Uh, so how do you know that?
  John: Well, I’m a psychic.
  Claire: You’re psychic?
  John: I am.
  Claire: Really?
  John: Yes.
  Claire: What’s that one.
  John: Knife set. German, very nice.
  Claire: Hmm..and that?
  John: Cotton linens, Egyptian.
  Claire: Ooooh, what about that?
  John: Oh, I’ll go all day. Place settings, candle sticks, crystal stemware, which they’ll probably never use ’cause it’s crystal stemware.
  Claire: Okay, how about that?
  John: This, uh, massage oils and a book on tantra probably from a wacky aunt.
  Claire: Let’s check.
  John: Who’s it from?
  Claire: Aunt Milly.
  John: Yes!
  Claire: Well, you–you have a gift.
  John: I know, unfortunately my powers only apply to useless consumer products.
  Claire: Well, you know if the police are missing a Belgium waffle maker, you could, um, give them a hand.
• Jeremy: So what’s next?
  Gloria: I’m starving.
  Jeremy: Uchimora wedding, 3 PM.
  John: Hey, hey.
  Jeremy: I’m just throwing it out there. I’m just saying, just–
  John: (to Claire) They would have great tempura.
  Jeremy: We don’t even have a back story. I’m just–
  John: Forget it, forget it.
  Jeremy: Just talking out loud.
  Claire: We’re a folk singing group from Salt Lake City!
  Gloria: Yeah!
  Jeremy: Yes, we are.