South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut

When the four boys see an R-rated movie featuring Canadians Terrance & Phillip, they are pronounced “corrupted”, and their parents pressure the United States to wage war against Canada.

• Director: Trey Parker
• Genre:Animation / Comedy / Musical
• Runtime:81 minutes

Cast

Isaac Hayes : Chef (voice)
Jesse Howell : Ike Broflovski (voice)
Anthony Cross-Thomas: Ike Broflovski (voice)
Franchesca Clifford: Ike Broflovski (voice) (as Francesca Clifford)
Bruce Howell : Man In Theatre (voice)

Stan, Kenny, Kyle and Cartman pay a bum to buy them tickets to get into the movie Asses of Fire, an R-rated movie starring Canadians Terrance and Phillip. The movie turns out to be three hours of non-stop profanity, and so the boys come out with more foul language in their vocabulary than ever before. They utter many of the profanities in the film to their peers, causing most of the rest of the student body to eventually sneak in to watch the film and subsequently utter similar profanities.

When their mothers find out, the enraged members of South Park’s PTA, led by Kyle’s mother, Sheila Broflovski, try to ban the film. Meanwhile, Wendy Testaburger, Stan’s crush, starts hanging out with Gregory of Yardale, a new and better educated transfer student, to whom Stan takes an instant dislike. Stan asks Chef for advice to get Wendy to like him more than any other guy, and he absentmindedly recommends that Stan find the clitoris, although Stan doesn’t understand what a clitoris is.

After watching the film again, Cartman and Kenny get into a fight over whether it is possible to light farts on fire like Terrance does in the movie. Kenny tries it and bursts into flames. A truck full of salt is dumped on him to put out the fire. He is immediately rushed to the hospital, where a George Clooney-esque doctor performs an inept surgery (involving an attempt to replace his heart). Kenny subsequently dies when the baked potato used instead of a replacement heart bursts out of his chest. The mothers angrily come in and ground Kyle, Stan, and Cartman (Kyle and Stan for two weeks, and Cartman for three weeks), as Kenny’s spirit floats out of his body and he approaches the pearly gates, which in the movie is surrounded by many voluptuous, scantily-clad women; however, as Kenny pushes the entrance button, his access is denied and he falls into Hell.

Mrs. Broflovski leads the parents to form M.A.C. (“Mothers Against Canada”) and capture Terrance and Phillip. When the United States refuses to release them at a United Nations meeting to discuss the situation and ridicule the Canadian Ambassador’s accent, the Canadians respond by bombing the residence of the Baldwin brothers. The United States issues a televised declaration of war on Canada and orders the execution of “war criminals” Terrance and Phillip. M.A.C. expands its efforts and becomes a violently anti-Canadian group promoting the internment of those with Canadian descent, leading to Kyle being forced to hide his adopted brother Ike in the attic due to his Canadian heritage. When Mrs. Broflovski overhears Cartman singing “Kyle’s Mom is a Bitch”, he is forced to have a “V-Chip” placed in his brain, though unlike its namesake, this V-Chip shocks him if he uses profanity. Read more

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