Idiocracy
Private Joe Bauers, the definition of “average American”, is selected by the Pentagon to be the guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program. Forgotten, he awakes 500 years in the future. He discovers a society so incredibly dumbed-down that he’s easily the most intelligent person alive.
- Director: Mike Judge
- Genre: Adventure | Comedy | Sci-Fi
- Tagline: The Future Is A No Brainer
- Runtime: 84 minutes
Cast
Luke Wilson : Joe Bauers
Maya Rudolph : Rita
Dax Shepard : Frito
Terry Crews : President Camacho (as Terry Alan Crews)
Anthony ‘Citric’ Campos : Secretary of Defensec
A narrator (Earl Mann) explains that in modern society, natural selection has become indifferent toward intelligence, so that in a society in which intelligence is systematically debased, stupid people easily out-breed the intelligent, creating, over the course of five centuries, an irredeemably dysfunctional society. Demographic superiority favors those least likely to advance society.[2] Consequently, the children of the educated elites are drowned in a sea of sexually promiscuous, illiterate, alcoholic, degenerate peers.
In 2005, Corporal Joe Bauers (Luke Wilson), a US Army librarian graphed as the Army’s “most average” soldier (in German, Bauer means not only farmer, but peasant or bumpkin), and Rita (Maya Rudolph), a prostitute whose pimp, Upgrayedd, (pronounced as “Upgrade”) is paid to make sure she is not missed, are guinea pigs in a secret, year-long, military hibernation project. They are sealed in their hibernation chambers, to be awakened a year later, but the experiment is forgotten when the officer in charge, Lieutenant Colonel Collins (Michael McCafferty), is arrested for having started his own prostitution ring under the tutelage of Upgrayedd. The military base is demolished, and a Fuddruckers (eventually devolving into “Buttfuckers”) is built on the site.
Five hundred years in the future, their hibernation chambers are jarred open in the ‘Great Garbage Avalanche of 2505′, reviving both of them. Joe crashes into the apartment of Frito Pendejo (Dax Shepard), a typical idiot-citizen of the future U.S., with an apartment full of junk food and a prominent, giant television that is covered with adverts. His name, Frito Pendejo is a haphazard combination of a product mascot (Frito Bandito) and the Mexican Spanish insult pendejo.
Joe is disoriented: in a brief conversation, Frito insults Joe’s “more advanced” manner of speaking as “faggy”; in a hospital, at which patients are seen playing slot machines apparently in order to win access to hospital treatment, slacker Dr. Lexus, MD (Justin Long) diagnoses him as simply “‘tarded” and “fucked up”. Dr. Lexus panics on discovering that Joe has no barcode tattoo on his left wrist, and so cannot be scanned for automatic debit payment from his bank account. Having noticed that the date of a magazine he finds on the doctor’s desk (Hot Naked Chicks and World Report, March 3, 2505) is the same date indicated on his bill, Joe finally grasps that 500 years have passed since the Army put him in stasis and flees the hospital. Read more
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