Children Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things

Six friends dig up a corpse named Orville. They use it in a satanic ritual to make the dead rise from their graves. Look out!!!

• Director: Bob Clark
• Genre:Comedy / Horror
• Runtime:87 minutes

Cast

Alan Ormsby : Alan
Valerie Mamches : Val
Jeff Gillen : Jeff
Anya Ormsby : Anya
Paul Cronin : Paul

Miserable with her marriage to a toy-store clerk and obsessed with memories of her long-absent father, child-like Jamie learns that toys are not for children when she turns her life around—by becoming a hooker! Playing “daddy’s little girl” with dirty old men, she finds true happiness until a friend arranges a special “date” between Jamie and her whore-hungry dad that, to put it mildly, does notThe story focusses on a theatre troupe, led by Alan (Alan Ormsby). He is a mean-spirited director, who travels with the others by boat to a small island for buried criminals to have a night of fun and games. Once on the island Alan tells his group he calls his “children” numerous stories relating to the island’s history and buried inhabitants. At midnight using a grimoire, Alan begins a séance to raise the dead after digging up the body of a man named Orville Dunworth (Seth Sklarey). Though the original intent of the ritual may have been intended solely as a joke, Alan appears disappointed that nothing happens.

Afterwards the party continues and Alan goes to extremes to degrade the actors, using the corpse of Orville for his own sick jokes. The dead return and force the troupe to take refuge in the old house. They must decide whether it’s best to stay put until day, provided the old house holds up against the undead onslaught, try all to escape through the pitch black cemetery and forest to the boat, or have one person try this and bring back help. Unfortunately for the group, the dead do in fact get their revenge and in the movie’s closing credits we see the group of corpses boarding Alan’s boat with the lights of Miami in the background. go well. Two toy-friendly sickies definitely not for the kiddies! Read more